i haven’t been this tired in a while. and it’s weird because the store was suuuuuuuuuuuuuper slow this weekend, which was a surprise. i like it when it gets super busy because the time goes by fast. but it was so slow, time seemed to be crawling by.

also funny thing that happened, i was ringing up this guy and we were just talking about stuff, then he started asking me how long i had worked there because he’d never seen me before and i told him and he was like well what time you usually work and what time do you get off and a bunch of other questions. but anyway, he asked me where i went to school and when i had graduated and he told me when he graduated, then the customer behind him started talking to us about when she graduated haha. but anyway, i rung him up and said goodbye and everything. then i started ringing her up and she was like ‘hmmm it seemed like he was gonna ask you out’ and i was like WHAT (because i looked like shit and also excuse me no) and she goes ‘yeah im sorry i interrupted, thats probably why he didnt’ and im like omg no no no youre crazy but then she kept insisting and i was like no but she was so sweet and nice even though i still dont believe her hahahah

jesus im tired and wowowow this is a looooong post. i should probably make it a read more but no one is even online so who cares (also i saw cute boy from class and his smile is alkdjshdkgkaodjskdg.)

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captainchord:

belagasm:

fuck you america

portugal has TWO freedom days

omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso

also true

america has 365

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intrnts:

literallysighs:

intrnts:

literallysighs:

literallysighs:

wheres my drink?!

w..what drink?

my drink?

my diet dr kelp?

dont tell me ya forgot my drink!

b…but…you didnt order any…

how am i supposed to eat this pizza without my DRIINK

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