March 2012
College Haiku
hervacationh0me:
Fuck your textbook, son And fuck your midterm too, bitch Deadline my ass, trick
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oh I see, cute boy, you have a mazda too.
February 2012
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JENNA WON ONE DIRECTION TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SO HAPPY 4 U
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marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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wait but jenna
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The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via e-pic)
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was turning around a corner at work
and all of a sudden cute boy all up in my face
and he’s just look ‘woah!! almost…got you.”
and i felt like saying you already got me
but i didnt
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so my brother put gas in my car at around 10 this morning
and he just put gas in his car twenty minutes ago
at 10 it was 3.69
now its almost 2, it’s 3.80 per gallon
hahahahahahahahahahah
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are you kidding me. the whole parking lot is empty and this bitch decides to park right behind me. oh my god.
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ACTUALLY, NO I DID NOT JUST BUY TICKETS TO SEE GEORGE LOPEZ ON MAY 18TH AT THE CELEBRITY THEATRE
ACTUALLY I HAVENT BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE TO SEE HIM LIVE
SO NO I DIDNT ACTUALLY JUST BUY TICKETS
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mikkelbangmer replied to your post: i love niall with everything i have
Same
cause we are the same you save meeeeeeeeeee
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ourlonelyheartsarewaiting asked: i love niall with everything i have
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kids fake crying are the worst
kids real crying are the worst
kids crying are the worst
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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onedirectionwhore:
One Direction in La Boîte à Questions (uncut)
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sepiashowers:
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mikkelbangmer:
She said it was impossible to make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
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iwas so tempted to buy a micheal kors bag today ughhhh
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
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I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around...
– Forrest Gump (1994)
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some people are just quite too nice and maybe blind
because a boy has messaged me saying he think i’m lovely
and i don’t really know how to respond to that
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i filed my taxes last night im so happy
getting back a bit to put into savings and pay off my credit card
also i filed my cousins taxes too and shes gonna give me a bit for doing them
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whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?