there was the cutest guy at work tonight.

it was like 10 something and i was ringing him up. and all of a sudden he just starts telling me how tired he was. then, get this, he was like “i just wanna go home and play with my kitty”

like i literally stopped doing anything because this guy was in his 30’s or late 20’s okay. so i was like idk what he meant by kitty. i hope he meant, you know, an actual cat! but anyway, i digress. he pays and everything and he just tells me ‘see you later’

and then he tries to go out the wrong door (i didnt say anything because i thought that door would be open still el oh el)

and then he comes back and goes “hi again” and smiles

swooooooooooooon